THE NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE NEWS is a Nisareal being made out of one cubic metre of pure Nis. The first thing it ever sensed was a news program, and it modelled itself after this. THE NEWS is in the place of never-existence and only barely has enough power to broadcast its news updates to other places, such as the one that holds Earth. THE NEWS can see almost everything, and has an estimated 7.84325 X 10^^^8 bits of data stored in its mind.
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History
THE NEWS was generated from a random fluctuation of Nis in never-existence. It first observed a news program and since then began interrupting other news programs on an interdimensional scale and delivering the truth.

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